May 2013
spoken-not-written:
Someone show this to her, thanks.
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
joolabee:
the word “stop” has been frozen at the center of my screen for several days now. Literally nothing makes it go away
and I just
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
illalwayslovesherlock:
i-donovan-i-got-sherlocked:
I have Sherlock Season 3.
HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
neverthehurricane:
sherlockchins:
sunshien:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers...
Things Are Different Here.....: Reblog this if you... →
souleaterevansdeathscythe:
xdominoe:
loki-is-our-god:
castiel-homo-of-the-lord:
vorticity007:
zombieirish:
-Waterbending
-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super…
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Today we had an assembly where Chris Harren spoke. He gave a presentation about drugs. Most speakers are like ” drugs are bad yeah” but this guy was so good. He moved so many people. At the end of his presentation a girl stood up, talking through her TEARS and said ” I’m depressed, because I get bullied an I take pills”. That girl had so much courage and strength and...
pastalad:
pastalad:
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
basedgodniall:
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
Nerd Girl Confession:
dinogatorr:
nerdgirlconfessions:
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean Winchester.
denounces:
I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH
thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
robertpattindone:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
kripke-is-my-king:
professionalcrazyfangirl:
polerin:
cannibalcoalition:
afoxnamedtod:
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
son-of-prongs:
re-reading your own writing
